Language has always been a mode of communication for me, and not an issue of pride. There's nothing to boast if you get your "are" and "an" at the right place when you talk. It has been a mere piece of information, stored at the back of my mind, to use when I need to convey something.
But one fine (fine it wasn't..but still) day, I was a witness to give and take of one of the most intellectual pieces of information thrown (shared) ever. It was a rickshaw ride from point A to B. There were two fellow passengers(read working in same company,cool, awesome, amazing....) sharing the fare with me.
Guy 1: The humorous (he thought so), cool, observant guy
Guy 2: He is cooler, acts like a "know it all", been nowhere done everything kinda guy
As the rickshaw started, so started the the English rain..
Topic: Girls
Guy 1: I hate that Ri*** (hiding identities and not vulgarity). She talk my front good good, but insults my back. She is such a bi*** (now hidden for vulgarity), not like my mother, she loves me.
Guy 2: Dude, girls same everywhere. Even my Girlfriend insult my behind, but I don't give fuck. Leave her and life enjoy. Be like me, I told that girl, go to hell, she says same to you. Man, I said at least good English in anger.
Topic: Life
Guy 1: Life fast going, money slow. When enjoy and when relax? Want good car and wife and money and settle (all ands in the World)
Guy 2: Dude, Life like that. It fucks (remember he is more coolest!) Live big, have big, enjoy..my motto in life (people can live on wrong english).
The most amazing part of the conversation
Topic: Love
Guy 1: I loved girls, but now I not. I away fro girls. No girls wanted. Life silent but life good. Now wife only direct. No need of anything else. Mind fucked girls (he is getting cooler).
Guy 2: Dude, love fucks. I loved many girls, but now no...No means No..I happy like now forever.
love is devil...
I had my dose of English administered. English is a funny language, but not funnier than the people using it. It's just people like this, who have made living better, knowledgeable and awesome. English I love.
But one fine (fine it wasn't..but still) day, I was a witness to give and take of one of the most intellectual pieces of information thrown (shared) ever. It was a rickshaw ride from point A to B. There were two fellow passengers(read working in same company,cool, awesome, amazing....) sharing the fare with me.
Guy 1: The humorous (he thought so), cool, observant guy
Guy 2: He is cooler, acts like a "know it all", been nowhere done everything kinda guy
As the rickshaw started, so started the the English rain..
Topic: Girls
Guy 1: I hate that Ri*** (hiding identities and not vulgarity). She talk my front good good, but insults my back. She is such a bi*** (now hidden for vulgarity), not like my mother, she loves me.
Guy 2: Dude, girls same everywhere. Even my Girlfriend insult my behind, but I don't give fuck. Leave her and life enjoy. Be like me, I told that girl, go to hell, she says same to you. Man, I said at least good English in anger.
Topic: Life
Guy 1: Life fast going, money slow. When enjoy and when relax? Want good car and wife and money and settle (all ands in the World)
Guy 2: Dude, Life like that. It fucks (remember he is more coolest!) Live big, have big, enjoy..my motto in life (people can live on wrong english).
The most amazing part of the conversation
Topic: Love
Guy 1: I loved girls, but now I not. I away fro girls. No girls wanted. Life silent but life good. Now wife only direct. No need of anything else. Mind fucked girls (he is getting cooler).
Guy 2: Dude, love fucks. I loved many girls, but now no...No means No..I happy like now forever.
love is devil...
I had my dose of English administered. English is a funny language, but not funnier than the people using it. It's just people like this, who have made living better, knowledgeable and awesome. English I love.
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